Most believe that great music is more inspiration than perspiration. They also like to believe that great band names come in much the same way. As if when four of more people get together with a common interest God takes notice and hangs a catchy little phrase out in the ether that is theirs for the taking. All they have to do is stare at the stars long enough or drink enough beer and that name will crystallize before their eyes. I think people believe this gives some creditability to the group.

I am here to tell you that is total bull. I am going to develop a mathematical formula that will generate the perfect band name. I believe that there is an undiscovered algorithm that when used correctly creates the ideal name for any group.

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