27/10: And finally Kelly...
Category: Band Member Bio's
Posted by: michael
In case you didn’t know, Kelly and I are an “Item” so I have to be careful how I describe her. If I insult her I may be doing my own laundry for weeks, if you know what I mean (I mean I will be forced to wash my own clothes). So to avoid any unnecessary sorting of lights and darks, I am only going to highlight some of her more endearing qualities. Here goes…
1. She eats thunder and craps lightning.
2. She knows that ingrown toenails are hereditary and lives in constant fear that she is carrying "the gene”.
3. She claims to have a kidney disorder that prevents her from singing a natural third in any key.
I think she is going to be pretty happy with this post. I know somebody who is going to be wearing clean underwear tonight!
1. She eats thunder and craps lightning.
2. She knows that ingrown toenails are hereditary and lives in constant fear that she is carrying "the gene”.
3. She claims to have a kidney disorder that prevents her from singing a natural third in any key.
I think she is going to be pretty happy with this post. I know somebody who is going to be wearing clean underwear tonight!
21/10: All about John...
Category: Band Member Bio's
Posted by: michael
It is to hard boil down the essence of a person into a few concise points that will completely describe them. I don't even try. But, here are a few things about John that might interest you...
1. He once spent three days in a Navajo sweat lodge where he discovered his spirit animal was a ficus; an angry one.
2. He used to be the VP for Quality Assurance at Wal-Mart until he publicly released the serial numbers of all 1,437 carts nation-wide with wobbly front wheels. Wal-Mart denies his existence.
3 . When complimented on his musical prowess he invariably credits his abilities to his shockingly thick head of hair.
I could go on about John, he is the subject of my Master's Thesis, but I think that would be overkill. Instead I will leave it to him to reveal some of the more fascinating aspects of his storied life.
Peace out.
1. He once spent three days in a Navajo sweat lodge where he discovered his spirit animal was a ficus; an angry one.
2. He used to be the VP for Quality Assurance at Wal-Mart until he publicly released the serial numbers of all 1,437 carts nation-wide with wobbly front wheels. Wal-Mart denies his existence.
3 . When complimented on his musical prowess he invariably credits his abilities to his shockingly thick head of hair.
I could go on about John, he is the subject of my Master's Thesis, but I think that would be overkill. Instead I will leave it to him to reveal some of the more fascinating aspects of his storied life.
Peace out.
Category: Band Member Bio's
Posted by: michael
Well my band mates did not accept my challenge to describe themselves to you our adoring fan base. No, they are not imaginary. I have friends. Don’t worry; I will do my best to describe them for you. I will start with Aric. Here are some insightful observations about Aric that I think will draw a pretty accurate picture of the man.
1. When he laughs, milk comes out his nose though he insists he doesn’t drink milk.
2. He never leaves a building through the same door he came in by. If your house only has one door, don’t invite him inside. It is awkward.
3. When he drinks he becomes obsessed with whose dad can beat up whose.
Well that is all I know about Aric. All in all I’d say he is a good guy and one Hell of an American. I think I will describe John next so stay tuned.
1. When he laughs, milk comes out his nose though he insists he doesn’t drink milk.
2. He never leaves a building through the same door he came in by. If your house only has one door, don’t invite him inside. It is awkward.
3. When he drinks he becomes obsessed with whose dad can beat up whose.
Well that is all I know about Aric. All in all I’d say he is a good guy and one Hell of an American. I think I will describe John next so stay tuned.
12/10: Who am I?...
Category: Band Member Bio's
Posted by: michael
So as a famous musician I am constantly confronted by people who want to know more about me. Well today is your lucky day. Here are some facts about me that you can whip out any party that are sure to impress your friends.
1. I killed a bear when I was three.
2. I never go out alone and never travel in groups larger than 6.
3. I think Crayola made a big mistake renaming Indian Red. I had the whole box of 64 memorized until then. Now I can't find blue.
4. I am an art historian that can appreciate a good nude.
So I put this challenge to my band mates. Who are you? Seriously, I feel like we never talk. Tell us about you.
1. I killed a bear when I was three.
2. I never go out alone and never travel in groups larger than 6.
3. I think Crayola made a big mistake renaming Indian Red. I had the whole box of 64 memorized until then. Now I can't find blue.
4. I am an art historian that can appreciate a good nude.
So I put this challenge to my band mates. Who are you? Seriously, I feel like we never talk. Tell us about you.
