21/10: All about John...
Category: Band Member Bio's
Posted by: michael
It is to hard boil down the essence of a person into a few concise points that will completely describe them. I don't even try. But, here are a few things about John that might interest you...
1. He once spent three days in a Navajo sweat lodge where he discovered his spirit animal was a ficus; an angry one.
2. He used to be the VP for Quality Assurance at Wal-Mart until he publicly released the serial numbers of all 1,437 carts nation-wide with wobbly front wheels. Wal-Mart denies his existence.
3 . When complimented on his musical prowess he invariably credits his abilities to his shockingly thick head of hair.
I could go on about John, he is the subject of my Master's Thesis, but I think that would be overkill. Instead I will leave it to him to reveal some of the more fascinating aspects of his storied life.
Peace out.
1. He once spent three days in a Navajo sweat lodge where he discovered his spirit animal was a ficus; an angry one.
2. He used to be the VP for Quality Assurance at Wal-Mart until he publicly released the serial numbers of all 1,437 carts nation-wide with wobbly front wheels. Wal-Mart denies his existence.
3 . When complimented on his musical prowess he invariably credits his abilities to his shockingly thick head of hair.
I could go on about John, he is the subject of my Master's Thesis, but I think that would be overkill. Instead I will leave it to him to reveal some of the more fascinating aspects of his storied life.
Peace out.
