27/10: And finally Kelly...
Category: Band Member Bio's
Posted by: michael
In case you didn’t know, Kelly and I are an “Item” so I have to be careful how I describe her. If I insult her I may be doing my own laundry for weeks, if you know what I mean (I mean I will be forced to wash my own clothes). So to avoid any unnecessary sorting of lights and darks, I am only going to highlight some of her more endearing qualities. Here goes…
1. She eats thunder and craps lightning.
2. She knows that ingrown toenails are hereditary and lives in constant fear that she is carrying "the gene”.
3. She claims to have a kidney disorder that prevents her from singing a natural third in any key.
I think she is going to be pretty happy with this post. I know somebody who is going to be wearing clean underwear tonight!
1. She eats thunder and craps lightning.
2. She knows that ingrown toenails are hereditary and lives in constant fear that she is carrying "the gene”.
3. She claims to have a kidney disorder that prevents her from singing a natural third in any key.
I think she is going to be pretty happy with this post. I know somebody who is going to be wearing clean underwear tonight!
